He might not be your man when it comes to movies but Bollywood dud Uday Chopra has his Twitter game set just right. Hilarious, witty, paranoid- you can attribute all these and more to this ‘celebrity’s’ dreamily realistic and sometimes poignant tweets. Hate him or love him, on Twitter Uday Chopra is the man to make you laugh or smirk or snort of grin!
Here are 35 hysterical Uday Chopra tweets that proves he still has the Dhoom in him-
#1 No one could have done life lessons better
Humility not only teaches us that we are not superior to anyone else, but also that no one else is superior to us.
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) February 2, 2019
#2 Humility, eh?
Ok fine I’ll admit it, I’m awesome.
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) February 10, 2017
#3 Bhagwan hai na!
Prayer and hope is what you send someone when you don’t wanna send them cash!
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) February 5, 2019
#4 Gotcha think about this
The “outdoors” existed before doors existed, yet we call it outdoors.
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) February 2, 2019
#5 Wait, what?!
I’m at that point in my life where I wish I had children. I wish they had problems which I could help them with.
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) March 13, 2019
#6 Yep!
Life is like a box of chocolates, just without the chocolate and the box.
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) January 16, 2019
#7 Messing up like there’s no tomorrow
Don’t regret the past, don’t even plan the future. Just mess up the now!
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) March 12, 2019
#8 My life, my pay, my kill
Is it illegal to pay someone to kill you?
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) May 10, 2018
#9 Thought provoking!
Did you know that divorce is almost impossible without marriage. I say almost because I’m trying to be ironic; I know it’s not the perfect usage of irony but divorce isn’t the best use of marriage either #ImSoWoke
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) February 7, 2019
#10 Crazily funny guy
The difference between crazy and funny is that other people laugh at your words too.
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) February 7, 2019
#11 Me too!
Erm I wanna change my celebrity crush…where do I send the application
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) February 5, 2019
#12 Now this is futuristic!
So on my recent travel to the future it’s interesting to note that all religious books are now being categorized under fiction. I can’t tell you the exact year due to the #TemporalLawsOfTimeTravel
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) February 5, 2019
Now follow INNFINITY at Bloglovin
#13 At least a life well died
When I die I wanna be buried and not in a casket. I want my dead body to nourish the soil and at least be useful in my death.
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) May 15, 2018
#14 If this isn’t so many of us
I wish I wasn’t me
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) May 3, 2018
#15 True though (like no God has ever been)
Me: I have an invisible friend who looks after me, protects me and when I wish for something he grants it.
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) September 14, 2018
You: I think you have a serious mental issue and should see a doctor.
Me: Im not crazy
You: Well can you prove this “friend” exists.
Me: No but its God
You: That’s fine then
#16 In love with the *smell* of you
You know you’ve found the perfect deodorant when you constantly try to keep smelling yourself
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) August 22, 2018
#17 The irony in hope
Is it criminal to hope for the end of the world? Just wondering
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) July 27, 2018
#18 Every man has his day
Every year on this day I feel proud to call myself a fool, cause it’s a day celebrating people like me. #AllFoolsDay #AprilFoolsDay
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) April 1, 2018
#19 Rattled my brain!
Are we our brain? Or is our brain a part of us?
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) April 22, 2017
#20 Sensible foodie here
Sense is like a good Hyderabadi biryani; I really don’t know how to make any.
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) January 18, 2017
#21 Dreaming through reality
I am a dreaming realist. I dream of reality, don’t particularly like to live in it.
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) April 3, 2017
#22 There is?
I’m instagramily challenged, I didn’t even know there was a DM on insta
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) February 26, 2017
#23 This is some level of insane!
If I love death and wish death upon my friends; I think it would be taken in the wrong spirit
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) May 17, 2016
#24 Hard hitting
I wish there was no politics in Politics
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) January 21, 2017
#25 Fetish for extravagance
I am like the anomalous expansion of water. Actually, I’m not, but I really wanted to use the word anomalous.
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) January 18, 2017
#26 Punny!
I think Ive lost my sense of humor (humour). Though my humerus bone is still intact.
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) December 29, 2016
See I’m not funny anymore. That was a bad joke. HELP!!!
#27 LOL
Marriage is like Democracy, it doesn’t really work, but the alternatives are far worse.
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) September 13, 2016
#28 The perils of being funny
I realized early on in life, that I’m not funny. I’m just mentally deformed in a way that amuses people.
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) August 9, 2016
#29 It does indeed!
If you don’t know what to say, just start with a “So…” The rest usually just flows.
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) June 21, 2016
#30 When food excites you more than real drama ever would!
I love to see drama unfold; even the sight of cold butter melting on a hot piece of bread. Actually, especially that!
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) June 21, 2016
#31 Sad life
The problem with running away from the world is, that wherever you go, it’s still there.
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) June 5, 2016
#32 Just introvert things
I think I pray for the end of the world so that, once people are gone, I can finally go out there.
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) May 21, 2016
#33 Do I still have a choice?
Having a choice and having 2 choices are the same thing.#justsaying
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) April 14, 2016
#34 You gave us one too!
It’s impossible to think, of not thinking. I just tried it and I got a brain freeze
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) April 9, 2016
#35 I can’t even explain how very accurate this is
I used to think to myself before Twitter
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) March 31, 2016
