Making films is one thing, naming them is another. You can’t recreate the legendary love story of some king and queen and just name it Raja Ko Rani Se Pyaar Ho Gaya. Or can you? Because christening films- or for that matter, everything else- is a matter of skill. Which seems to be clearly lacking in some movies that have graced the appendices of the Hindi filmy catalogue over the years. Be it explicitly suggestive jargon or downright dumbass dishings, we bet you can’t read out the names of the following C grade movies and not realise the grevity of what they intend to deliver-
Meri Dhoti Tera Ghagra
You don’t even need to have a dirty mind to decipher this one. This is as blatantly stated as ever!
Ghar Main Ho Saali Toh Pura Saal Diwali
The jija- sali affection seems to be going out of hand.
Tamboo May Bamboo
The title speaks loud and clear; the poster speaks even clearer.
Ek Raat Shaitaan ke Saath
Akeli Ladki Khuli Tijori
Waiting to be looted on screen!
Husn Ka Bazaar
The makers have been damn care enough to not even put an effort!
Andheri Raat Mein, Diya Tere Haath Mein
Source: New Gramophone House
The latter part is substantial only for the rhyme, the catchphrase here is Andheri Raat Mein!
Kacchi Jawaani
Waiting to ripen!
Hawas ka Pujari
Source: YouTube
All of you!
Jangal Mein Mangal
Mangal of a different kind!
Pyaar Ki Masti
Loote puri basti. Now beat my rhyme!
Khajaane ke Lootere
Whether you choose to interpret it as a question or are seeking a validation, we have the same answer- Khaazane ke Looterey Bohut Hai!
Jungle ke Majey
Seems like the jungle has a different charm when it comes to romance!
Pyaar ki Cheekh
For when love goes awry, we would say!
Ek Ek ka Kaat Dungi
Source: Twitter
That’s the josh lady!
Shaarabi Ki Kahaani, Aurat Ki Zubaani
Alcohol and women- jannat on earth!
Biwi tumhare Bacche humare
Source: YouTube
Case of an extramarital affair gone too deep!
Raat ke Laddu
Wait, what?
Sasti Dulhan Mehenga Dulha
Suggestive or not, this is blatant objectification. The only plus- even men aren’t spared here!
Loot gayi pyaar mein
The damsel in distress!
Jawaani Ki Qurbaani
A sacrifice to do aish and bring in the cash!
Raja Rani ko Chahiye Paseena
So things start heating up here!
Kuch Karo Naa
Desperation level: Innfinity!
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