Bollywood is the wonderland of harboured expectations and aspirations, goals and wannabe desires. Rosy reality or not so pretty realisations, B town is not any alien to life goals gone awry, for good or even for worse. Here are 35 Bollywood celebrities with hilarious af slogans that get as honest as they can!
#1 Nawazuddin Siddiqui
Kabhi kabhi lagta hain apun hi bhagwaan hai (Bollywood ka)
#2 Kangana Ranaut
Source: Catch News
Mere talent (aur guts) ke aage nepotism nhi tik payega
#3 Varun Dhawan
Source: Bollyy
Nepotism exists but it does not (as confusing as me)
#4 Radhika Apte
Source: thenews.com.pk
Netflix ki dulaari, Bollywood mein maari
#5 Siddharth Malhotra
Source: BookMyShow
Munda kukkad kamaal ka, bas ab films kamaal kar jaye
Now follow INNFINITY on Behance
#6 Irrfan Khan
Source: GQ India
Unconventional acting ka baap
#7 Alia Bhatt
Source: DNA India
Acting skills prove kar di maine, ab smartness prove karna hai
#8 Tiger Shroff
Source: nimbuzz.com
Meri movies main dance aur action hogi, acting nhi
#9 Akshay Kumar
Source: The Indian Express
Main pakka khiladi hoon, patriotism se film toh chala hi lunga
#10 Sonam Kapoor
Source: India TV
Nepotism bhi mujhe stardom nhi dila payi
#11 Salman Khan
Source: New Indian Express
Story dikhe na dikhe, body dikhna chahiye
#12 Shah Rukh Khan
Source: Business Recorder
Baadshah gone pauper
#13 Hrithik Roshan
Source: Bollywood Hungama
Talent toh bahut hain, lekin duniyawaalon ko sirf looks se (aur kangana kya bolti hai us se) fark parta h
#14 Shahid Kapoor
Source: Charmboard
From underrated actor to deserving family man
#15 Ranveer Singh
Source: Times Now
My clothes speak louder than my energy
#16 Rajkummar Rao
Source: The Statesman
If ‘content is king’ had a face
#17 Vicky Kaushal
Source: News18.com
“How’s the crush everyone?”
#18 Ranbir Kapoor
Source: filmfare.com
Jab Tak Hain Jaan date krunga
#19 Deepika Padukone
Source: Time Magazine
Kabhi kabhi lagta hain maine red bull se shaadi ki
#20 Priyanka Chopra
Source: Vogue
“Tumko jo dekha maine, toh maine ye jaan liya hai
Pardesi babu ne, iss desi dil ko maan liya hai “
#21 Aamir Khan
Source: Rediffmail
Thugs of Hindostan ne mujhe thug liya
#22 Saif Ali Khan
Source: Bollywood Hungama
Sara aur Taimur toh hain hi mujhe spotlight dilaane ke liye
#23 Ayushman Khurrana
Source: BBC
Acting, singing, anchoring- mera kuch bhi chalega
#24 Kartik Aaryan
Source: MensXP.com
Sara Ali Khan’s crush (but I don’t have the money)
#25 Emraan Hashmi
Source: Business Recorder
Kissing ka hi nhi, acting ka bhi baba hoon
#26 Kareena Kapoor
Source: Filmfare
Main khud ki favorite hoon
#27 Anushka Sharma
Source: Freepressjournal
Forever trending with #couplegoals
#28 Sara Ali Khan
Source: Mid-Day
Not your usual star kid
#29 Anil Kapoor
Source: ajnanewslive.in
Budhapa mera kuch nhi bigaad sakta
#30 Janhvi Kapoor
Source: Sometag
Nepotism se Bollywood ko apna dusra ghar toh bana hi lungi
#31 Katrina Kaif
Source: Pinterest
Salman kaha hain?
#32 Abhishek Bachchan
Source: India Today
Bol Bachchan kar ke zindagi guzar jaayegi
#33 Vivek Oberoi
Source: Indiatimes.com
Salman ne toh mujhe villain bana diya
#34 Disha Patani
Source: Twitter
Calvin Klein all the way
#35 Yami Gautam
Source: TopYaps
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