So you think you know your girl inside- out? Dude, you only wish! Getting to completely know a woman is impossible for anyone. But if you still want to master this particular ‘art’, you need to be aware of the secrets that girls would definitely not want you to know! Check out these ‘oh-so-girly’ things here-
#1 STALKING GAME ON POINT
Trust me, there ain’t a girl in this world who doesn’t have her stalking skill on target, every time. We are so good at it- from ‘studying’ your social media profiles to knowing every move of yours, we got you there. But hey, we aren’t creeps as well!
#2 GIRL GANG UPS ARE SO REAL
Yeah, they are. So even if you made us promise that we would be keeping a secret, be sure that our besties would know everything. Perhaps more. Because ‘the gang’ will be up over analysing.
#3 PROS AT SCANNING OTHER WOMEN
We scan other women as much as you do- only, the purpose is different. We do so to perhaps take out a cue from their look book or at times simply to wonder why can’t I have glowing skin like ’em all. Sobs!
#4 AND MEN, LIKE OBVIOUSLY
We can be real scanners at spotting cute guys too. And we have real talent for it- among the crowd, from the corner of our eyes, we end up spotting the most handsome hunk there’s around!
Trivia: we do have crushes even when we are committed. Much like you!
#5 NOTHING MEANS SOMETHING
I know this is cliched but our nothings don’t always mean nothing. Not always though. So good luck figuring out when it means something else and when it doesn’t!
#6 WE ARE THE EXTREMES
Hell yeah! Because you pamper us to no end and we love you. But treat us like a child and we will end up rapping your face!
#7 COMPLIMENTS GET US GOING
They really do. But we wish you would be a bit more genuine with your praises. Fake compliments can appear flirtatious, and not everyone of us appreciates it.
Also, we don’t feel completely gorgeous unless someone even remotely hints that we are!
#8 BOTHERING IS SUCH A FUN DEAL!
We do things that bother guys because we love bothering you! As simple as that. I wonder how you don’t get it.
#9 IRONIES MAKE US UP
More often than not, girls do love being single. We enjoy the single life, pampering ourselves, our lives devoid of all drama and having to deal with heart breaks and stuff. But even then, we so so wish that we are really special for someone.
#10 PMSING IS REALLY TOUGH
I know guys think that we are making a great deal out of virtually nothing. But PMSes and mood swings get as real as they can. And this is one really serious issue but guys don’t get it no matter how much we try to explain.
#11 FRIENDZONE HURTS
And if you thought that guys were the only creatures on this planet that gets friendzoned, we are here to burst your bubble. Girls too end up in the friendzone far too often. And why just stop at ‘just friends’? We also get sisterzoned or worse, even brozoned! For some of us, life is a real struggle. Sigh!
12# FANTASY DRAMAS ARE TOTALLY OUR THING
Who doesn’t love fantasies? Girls for sure do. So you might just oblige us by saying that we look beautiful and chances are we might end up fantasising ourselves in your arms!
#13 PLEASE BLUSH AT TIMES!
This is one thing girls so wish boys would get. Because blushing not only makes you look cuter. It also makes you more vulnerable and if that ain’t sexy, I don’t know what is!
#14 FOOD IS (ALWAYS) A TURN ON
Even for us. We like gorging like a devil at times, as much as you do. And just a pro bit of added information- we wouldn’t want to really share our food even when we may offer it out of courtesy.
#15 WE KNOW IT ALL
Our intuition is truer than you can imagine. So we can tell the times when you are looking at us even if we aren’t really paying attention to you. We even know if you are checking someone out and trying not to be too obvious about it. Because women just know!
#16 OUR INSIDE JOKES CAN TOTALLY CRACK YOU UP!
Be it those nonsensical banter about every passing guy, cringe worthy nicknames for the ones we hate or simply ‘coding’ for enhanced effect, we have our own universe of humor and mirth to keep anyone entertained.
#17 HIGH ON INTUITION
We always have an inkling if you have ‘the thing’ for us. So don’t ever try to hide your feelings, more often than not you would end up getting caught red- handed.
#18 COLOGNE WORKS LIKE MAGIC ON US!
We can actually drool over guys that smell awesome. A nicely dressed man is such a delight and a man that smells good is actually worthy of every bit of our attention.
#19 NOT ALWAYS PRETTY
Yeah, you can find your girl always so pretty and cute but not all of us are blessed enough to be beautiful every time. We can actually look like a douche bag on days when we aren’t in the mood for anything nice. But even then we would blush if someone calls us oh-so-pretty!