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33 funny Tinder bios that will make you want to swipe right

Love could not have been any more tender than Tinder in this age and time of online romance! From swiping left on hordes to right swiping on just a ‘select few’, Tinder has manifested such intricacies of dating that we wouldn’t have thought existed before. But while being on Tinder is super easy, getting swiped right is tricky, to say the least.

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Funny Tinder bios abound but to come up with the perfect Tinder profile that can script your (hopefully) epic romance saga requires some planning and plotting. Here’s how to come up with a Tinder bio that will make fellow Tinder(f)ellas want to swipe you right instantly!

What should I write in my Tinder profile?

Being on Tinder and not wanting to be swiped right? Sure you must be joking!

When being swiped right is the priority, the primal way to make things go right is to put a profile and bio that is real yet enticing.

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Fake profiles are quite easy to spot by, so take care that your Tinder profile does not turn out to be just one more add on to the teeming crowd that infests this vast sea of love lorn singles striving to make things happen in real through the virtual!

So what do you write in your Tinder profile to make it count as one of those funny Tinder bios folks can’t help but swipe right on?

As much as you swear by how much it’s a charming personality that scores over a smoking body, you can’t let your Tinder profile do all the talking at the very first sight. You have to play it visually before you go on impressing prospective matches with your allure beyond the senses.

This is where intelligently crafted, half witted funny Tinder bios comes to be the saving grace for setting you up with someone who might turn out to be the love of your life.

How do I get more matches on Tinder?

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Of course, there’s more to Tinder than what just meets the eye. But when it comes to getting matches, it’s imperative that you do at least some amount of ‘marketing’ of your self.

Don’t put up just any random photo of yourself. The first impression is very important. Try looking at the camera…not in a creepy way though. Making eye contact with the camera ensues confidence.

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Put forward a positive attitude. Negativity be it in any form, say, a creepy smile can make a person push you away.

You need to pen down a great bio. Inking down a good bio can take you a long way. Funny tinder bios are interesting. A funny line can bring a smile to the viewer’s face.

Last but not the least – showcasing a bad attitude never helps! Please, don’t do that.

How do you stand out on Tinder?

Be you. This might sound a bit cliche. You might even argue that in today’s world of make believe, this is also somewhat passe. But wanting to stand out has always been an ageless desire. So you know what to do to make things happen as per your fantasies- be real af.

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That however does not mean being straight forward to the point of seeming like a snob. Go a bit easy on the words, try to deliver with the pose and see things go for a toss as you stand out to be the breakthrough star of Tinder!

Here are some of the classic funny Tinder bios you can look for ‘inspiration’ to hype up your own Tinder profile. Or else, just swipe right on them yourselves!

#1

Am I cute? No. Do I have a nice personality?
Also, no.

#2

So here’s how this will go:
We’ll exchange punny pick up lines
I’ll make small talk, you will mention the puppy
Pretty sure it’ll get flirty
Eventually you’ll send me your number

Risking it all, I ask you out & you say yes
I wasn’t expecting to get this far
Good chance we’ll get drunk at a party or bar
Hey wanna choose what happens next?
Then go and read the first letter of each line

funny tinder bios — Source: Blog Of Funny

#3

If I were an object I would be a left shoe because I am looking for my right match. My sole mate if you will

#4

Last time I was someone’s type I was donating blood

#5

I’m the kinda girl you can take home to your family.
I will then get closer to them than you are and we’ll slowly phase you out.

#6

damn boy you could be my GPA because I know I can do better
i’m just too lazy to actually try

#7

Pro: not afraid of spiders
Con: afraid of moths

Pro: can cook
Con: will try to get you to do the dishes

Pro: can probably out- drink you
Con: probably actually can’t but will try anyway

Pro: really cuddly
Con: lacks personal space when asleep

Pro: loves animals
Con: may steal your pets

Pro: has a good sense of humour
Con: none. I’m funny.

#8

If your surname is Tickle I might have to marry you.

#9

My nickname is Gillette because I’m the best a man can ever get. Also I can cut you

#10

Two reasons to date me:
1. Because you’d be the good looking one
2. Please

#11

I’m cultured in that I like imported beers and travelling.

If you can’t laugh at yourself, I probably will.

It’s tough being a single mom. Or so I’m told, I wouldn’t know; I don’t have kids.

#12

I’m dying to meet you.
Where can ICU?

#13

Just looking for my future ex husband(s)

#14

Grandfather seeking companion for granddaughter. She suffers from poor choices.

#15

I’m dying so you don’t have to worry about a long term commitment

#16

I’m banking on your standards being a lot lower than mine

#17

If you can’t handle me at my worst I really commend and respect you for setting healthy boundaries for yourself.

#18

I always keep a loaded night on my nightstand in the event of an intruder, so I can shoot myself to avoid meeting new people.

#19

On our first date, I’ll carve our names in a tree. It’s the most romantic way to let you know I have knives.

#20

unemployed and mentally handicapped but otherwise a real catch

ps. are you the bottom of my laptop bc u r hot

#21

If what you look for is a girl with personality then you’re lucky because I have multiple.
—
Don’t listen to her.

#22

Coolest guy around, always willing to lend a hand.

Clearly, a handyman.

#23

I like long walks on the beach with my girlfriend, until the LSD wears off and I realize I’m just dragging a stolen mannequin around a Wendy’s parking lot.

#24

If you say nothing that means it a yes

#25

I’m just hoping you don’t walk all over me ;)

#26

No I will not play despacito

#27

For the love of God, someone please date me so I can stop bringing my Mom to costume parties

#27

Respitaory Therapy Student

Cute enough to take your breath away, smart enough to bring it back

#28

A little known fact is that I cover 40% of Africa.

#29

I’m a Victoria’s secret model, it’s just a secret that not even Victoria knows

#30

Please date me

#31

Honestly, I’m just here looking for my parents. They disappeared one night a few years ago, and I heard I might be able to find them here. Please contact me if you have any pertinent information.