Ever slipped on a moving bus or a public platform? Or even worse, tripped while on a romantic walk with that guy you had been crushing on all along? If yes, you know what embarrassment indeed feels like. You want the whole world to just gulp you up alive, but no, there you are- having the most unforgettable time of your life!
IGNORE THAT WAVE!
How very embarrassing it must be to waving at someone with all gusto and not being waved back at? Worse still, you wave at some familiar waver only to realize that they were actually concentrating on the folk behind you? Trust me, you may need days to get over such ‘trauma’ but even then, your friends are there to remind you of your ordeal for life!
OOPS! WRONG TEXT!
This can be terrifying at times, apart from the awkwardness it most certainly generates. You send out something lovey- dovey accidentally to your senior, and wait for a reply, only to realize that he wasn’t the one made for your coochie- poos! And you can’t look at that person in the eye for the rest of your being! Embarrassing indeed!
SLEEPY HEADED MISADVENTURE!
Well, I dunno if this has ever happened to anyone else, but for me, this counts as one of my most embarrassing experiences ever! Tired from a long day at college, me and my friend dozed off while on bus, waking up to grins from the bus conductor. Imagine our plight when I had to get down at my stoppage somewhat sleepy- eyed, and the people couldn’t control their faces from all the humor that we had blessed them with!
HANDS DOWN PLEASE!
This one’s almost the same as waving, except that here it is your open ended palms that have to suffer the ignominy as they shrug off in disappointment (and embarrassment) as it is deprived of the high- five it was so badly wanting! Oh my poor red- faced fingers!
A PRICEY AFFAIR!
Your joy of putting on a gorgeous new dress is decimated by the taunts you generate around your poor self as you tumble along as if out of a shopping mall line- up, daintily decorated with the price tag screaming unintended haughtiness out of you!
Stupidly staring away at your crush oblivious that they might actually be aware of your hormonal reactions can be an unexhausting source of future embarrassment for you. Plus, it’s shit considering that you believe yourself smart enough to have it all cleverly concealed from them!